Suri Cruise… finally!

Pretty much every website out there has had something to say about the existence of Suri Cruise. Except us (yep, I’m gloating)… we were always sure that one day she would be shown to the world. Her parents were probably waiting for her newborn awkwardness to go away, so that people would fall in love with her. Because being the daughter of two of the prettiest people in Hollywood, there was no way that this little thing wouldn’t come out beautiful. And finally she has been introduced to the media and we are all in awe… isn’t she simply adorable?

Jennifer Lopez sued for $32,000

A Los Angeles-area private aircraft company has sued Jennifer Lopez for not paying $32,000 that the actress owes them. The large sum was generated from two flights that J-Lo chartered the company for, one from Farmingdale, NY to Puerto Rico and the other one from Farmingdale, NY to Burbank.

In the meantime, Lopez and Anthony’s rep says the invoice was supposed to be processed by a third-party billing service and that the stars were targeted in the lawsuit because of their deep pockets and high profile.

That’s always their excuse, that because they are famous everybody is out to get them.

Jennifer Lopez in a weird outfit at the MTV awards

I haven’t been able to make up my mind as if Jennifer Lopez was aiming for the latest Taliban look, or if she was trying to compete with the outfit that Julia Roberts wore the day that Richard Gere picked her up on the street. That’s how weird this thing was.

Although I gotta give it to her: her ass looked smaller in it, and that’s always a plus. Now that I think about it, it may not have been the dress, and may be she decided to go a size down on her ass implants.

Is J-Lo pregnant?

Jesse McCartney spilled the beans on a radio interview about J-Lo’s delicate condition. He was talking about his girlfriend, Katie Cassidy, and how she got the role that Jennifer Lopez was supposed to play originally in the upcoming movie Dallas. When the interviewer asked Jesse if he knew why Jennifer Lopez got fired from Dallas, to which he replied: “She didn’t get fired. She’s pregnant.” Oh boy! Poor Mark Anthony. If she was a total biatch when not pregnant, imagine her now!

Jenna Jameson is banging Carmen Electra’s ex

According to the New York Post, Jenna Jameson and Dave Navarro (Carmen Electra’s ex-husband) are bumping uglies. I don’t know what these women find in him, but he’s gotta have something special, because she’s scored two of the hottest babes that Hollywood and the porn industry have to offer nowadays.

I’m not into guys with tattoos, but I’d like to have a taste of Navarro… just to see what all the fuzz is about (just don’t tell my hubby, please).

For those whose curiosity I have spiked, here is the article from the New York Post:

Just weeks after splitting from Carmen Electra, Dave Navarro is taking up with a fellow not-quite-singleton, adult film star Jenna Jameson, PEOPLE reports in its new issue.

“It’s new,” says a Navarro source of the relationship between the Rock Star: Supernova host, 39, and Jameson, 32. “They’re not officially dating.”

Navarro and Electra announced their “amicable separation” in July after less than three years of marriage. Days later, he wrote on his blog: “Carmen and I love each other. … Do (I) have a girlfriend? No.”

Jameson is currently separated from her husband, Jay Grdina, who performs in adult films under the name Justin Sterling. “We have been together for eight years and have had a great relationship,” Grdina told PEOPLE on Tuesday. “We are best friends and love each other, but definitely need a break. It’s nice every once in a while to change it up. Neither of us is really dating anyone, just having fun.”

Navarro and Jameson co-hosted this year’s Erotica L.A. event in June at the Los Angeles Convention Center.

Jenna Jameson within reach

Any fans of Jenna Jameson in the house? Say yeah yeah! Because now not only can you enjoy the voluptous blonde inside her website (which was recently acquired by the Playboy online division) and in all kinds of XXX magazines, but you will be able to be face to face with her…

Well, not exactly with “her”, but with her alter ego, which can be found at Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum, making Jenna the first porn star to be waxed.

Hold on, that didn’t sound good. I meant, to be copied in wax.

Vin Diesel has a girlfriend

Vin Diesel seems to be getting closer to Maria Menounos, a TV reporter whom he first met when she interviewed him for Hollywood Access. They have been seen going out together to intimate places and now even to a Broadway musical.
The Star newspaper reports today what one of their sources told them about one of the first Diesel-Menounos meetings in California: “There were 100 reporters around, but when he saw Maria, they just fell into each other’s arms. They were holding hands and whispering to each other. It’s obvious something was going on. He then promised he’d see her a day later and I don’t remember any other public appearances scheduled for Vin.”

I gotta tell you that despite rumours of Vin Diesel being gay, I think he’s one of the hottest things that walk our planet nowadays, and I’m glad that he has found someone, other than retarded Paris Hilton to hang out with. If it’s love or just friendship, it’s still to be seen. I hope it’s love, even if that cancels my chances with him.

Is Halle Berry pregnant?

There has been recent speculation about Halle Berry being pregnant, sparked up by these photographs of the X-Men movies’ actress where she wears quite dumpy clothes and her tummy looks slightly bumpy.

I, like Halle, am in California, and after this heat wave has killed 81 people in our state, the last thing I want is either get dressed up or work out. So I couldn’t blame her if she looks rather unmade or if some areas of her body are less than perfect lately.

Although, to go with the flow, that tiny bump under her dress could be due to something other than too many frappuccinos. If it’s indeed a kid, I hope “it” has weather controlling powers like mommy… may be he/she will help with this infernal heat!

Beyonce loves bananas

Beyonce may be becoming an environmentalist and be getting ready to go feed the gorillas with the sexy (?) skirt that she wore last night at the Fashion Rocks concert. I don’t think that the poor girl is thinking clearly anymore… probably too much maple syrup and water have clouded her mind, and she doesn’t realize that bananas should not be worn on your body.

Beyonce’s nipple slip

Beyonce thought that by putting some of that titty-tape that some Hollywood actresses use to keep their boobies in place, she would be able to keep her breasts in place. But apparently those bad boys are tape proof, because I can almost see nipple! And without much effort, so could anyone that was there.