Does Lindsay Lohan have a sex tape?

According to the website “scenesfromacar”, an actress who is “a regular in US Weekly, high seven figure salary per film“ has a sex tape. They haven’t disclosed her identity, but it all points out to be Lindsay Lohan. The site reads:

“It all started when I was walking near the sound tent and my buddy waived me over, smiling and chuckling to himself. He handed me a pair of headphones and informed me that (the actresses) mic was still on … she gets into a vehicle and shares some sweet talk with a guy. I thought she had a boyfriend, but I don’t recognize this guy’s voice … There is some rustling, then the vehicle door opens … She reclines the seat and gets back in. Skip ahead, here is some more sweet talk, then some more rustling, then they start kissing and so forth … THEN, for twelve minutes and forty seven seconds, she gives him the sexiest blow job I have ever heard capped off by the words “Yeah, cum”. “