Penelope Cruz joins winter Bikini parade

The Holidays have one good attribute as far as I am concerned, and it isn’t the crappy gifts I got. Female celebrities hit the beaches in bikinis. Welcome Penelope Cruz to the fray. Here she is with boyfriend, Spanish actor, Javier Bardem. I wonder how he feels about her making out with her own sister? Seeing he is grabbing her booty in these pictures, I would say he doesn’t care.
She looks pretty good, but honestly I expected a lot better. I think Eva Mendes has kind of spoiled me at this point. Penelope’s stomach doesn’t look that tight anymore.
Penelope Cruz does the lesbian number

Which could be cool, if it wasn’t for the fact that she was kissing her sister at her brother’s request.
Fox News says, “I don’t think it was a wise move for Penelope, as she has always been considered a very classy actress and it wasn’t like she was doing this for a ground-breaking film,” said Adam Weiss, CEO of Weiss PR in New York City (who does not represent Cruz). “But then again, nothing in Hollywood is surprising. People have done worse things and become much more famous as a result.”
My God, wtf is she thinking? Eduardo Cruz’s new music video “Cosas Que Contar” is the scene of the crime. Apparently he wanted to cause controversy. Mission accomplished. And yuck. This is worse than Angelina Jolie and her brother. I think you could have come up with say, 900 other ways to cause a stir!
Whatever, the hot librarian look is pretty in and they aren’t my relatives, so I guess I can deal with it. But Eduardo definitely gets the weirdo of the year award for this stunt. I wonder if it turned him on?
Kim Kardashian isn’t engaged, but desperate!

Apparently Kim Kardashian isn’t getting married to Reggie Bush, as earlier reports would have had us all believe. Instead, she is desperately seeking attention from the media and blogs and her friends are spreading false rumors for her to help her achieve her goal.
Page Six says, “Kim is trying to create attention in her life because nothing else is really going on with her,” said our source. “The whole debate over her engagement is buzz, and that’s what she wants. She’s not engaged, but her friends are telling all their celeb weekly contacts that she is.”
Kim, if you want attention you need to come out with a second installment of your sex tape. And this time, make it good, instead of crappy. I mean like get into it, get nasty. Go dirty or go home.
I have a feeling that Kim is getting nervous with all the chatter on the rise that her sister is actually the hotter one. My God this world is shallow. I love it.
I’m Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello World!!
I’m back from my ’self exile” and now gonna fill up this space “One More Time Baby!”
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