Jordan Wants SEX, SEX, SEX!
Children are such a joy to anyone who has them… but not for the glamour model Jordan, who says that her two sons are the reason for which she and husband Peter Andre can’t have sex the way she wants to. And she’s not even talking her mouth off for nothing: it’s all from personal experience.
Recently, Jordan packed her hubby and children, Harvey (4) and Junior (14 months) for a vacation in Cyprus, hoping that she would get a romantic stay there, the likes of she never had before. All her plans came tumbling down when she saw, almost immediately after arriving, that she was to get no hot and wild sex because of the brats.
‘The heat on holiday makes you more horny but when you’ve got kids, it’s always a bit hard as one of them could walk in when you’ve just started’, she is quoted in ‘The Sun’. The solution: ‘So we have to plan sex carefully’, the bosomed beauty says, obviously this not being her idea of good sex.
Jordan also had a few words to say about her husband’s former lovers who are, according to her, so lame that she doesn’t even want to hear about them. ‘It makes me sick. All the women he’s been with are dirty rats. I haven’t seen one stunning woman he’s been with yet that I’ve been threatened by’, she said about Peter Andre’s former flames.
But that’s the way life goes, not everybody can be as hot, natural, classy, intelligent and beautiful as Jordan is!
Jordan launches her own line of lingerie
Katie Price aka Jordan continues to stand around semi-nude to launch her new line of lingerie designed for women with larger breasts (natural or not). They will be initially available in D-G cup sizes which, from what I gather, is her attempt to corner the stripper and prostitute/call girl market. Her line is going to be sold exclusively by George of Asda in Las Vegas.
Do Jordan and Kate Moss hate panties?
TheSun.co.uk reports today that in the last 24 hours they have seen the pantyless crotches of two of the most famous British celebrities: Katie Price Jordan and Kate Moss. We understand why Kate is showing her charms: she may be trying to cool off her internal fire since Pete is locked away. But Jordan? I thought she had gotten over that stage of her life…
Unfortunately we haven’t gotten a hold of the pictures (the thumb above is just to remind you of who Katie Price is), but here’s the article from The Sun:
“IS there a national knicker shortage? Just 24 hours after JORDAN partied without pants on, KATE MOSS has gone and left her drawers at home too.
The supermodel flashed on a dinner date with retail guru PHILIP GREEN at the Dorchester hotel. She looked great until she climbed into her car and flashed little Moss.
So keeping to my promise of issuing pants to celebs who flash, I’m sending Kate a pair of Bizarre knickers.”
Jordan’s Boobs are Huuuuge
Famous British super model Jordan has signed a multi-million dollar deal with Panache to be the “chest” of their new range of bras for big breasted ladies, the first of which are based on candy. For this campaign she was professionally measured by the label, and they discovered that after wearing a size 32DD for most of her life, she is instead a 30G.
Jordan commented: “I know I’ve got big boobs but I never realised they were THAT big. It just shows you how a good-fitting bra makes all the difference — and I didn’t even need to get another boob job!
“Now I’ve got support and I look and feel great.”
