La Lohan Is Pretty Quickly Turning Into That Crazy Lady With All The Cats
Monday, we’ll be reporting on how Lindsay Lohan thinks tiny aliens are living in the space available in the part of her skull which would ordinarily house a person’s brain. And at this point, I’m going to be apt to believe her. Fametastic reports:
Lindsay Lohan reportedly refused to let new love-interest Calum Best leave her hotel in the early hours of Tuesday morning because she was convinced he was going to see another woman. An inside source at the Sanderson Hotel in London told the Mirror: “Staff thought Lindsay wanted them to get rid of Calum – they couldn’t believe they wanted help to keep him there. She was going crazy, demanding to know why Calum had to leave. She wasn’t listening when he told her he had to work…She was convinced he was going to meet another girl behind her back and was determined to stop him leaving…In the end they managed to calm her down but she went to bed in a real strop, cursing Calum and saying she never wanted to see him again. He jumped into a car and sped off.”
Someone needs to explain to ol’ Linds what exactly a “one night stand” is supposed to mean.
Lohan Sends Condolences To Altman’s Family.
Lindsay Lohan’s "heart aches" in the wake of her A Prarie Home Companion director Robert Altman’s death, and she has passed on her condolences to his family.
Altman died on Monday night (20Nov06) in Los Angeles at the age of 81.
Lohan says, "I feel as if I’ve just had the wind knocked out of me and my heart aches".
In a statement issued by her publicist, Gary Mantoosh, the 20-year-old sends her condolences to Altman’s family and friends and says the director "made dreams possible for many independent aspiring filmmakers".
The Mean Girls star, who has had a troubled relationship with her imprisoned father, Michael, also calls Altman, "the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I’ve had in several years".
She finishes the letter by saying, "If I can do anything for those who are in a very hard time right now, as I’m one of them with hearing this news, please take advantage of the fact that I’m just a phone call away".
Lindsay Crashes in London
Brace yourself, Linsay Lohan has been in another car accident. This time she was out partying in London and ended up crashing into a police car…a police car! Yeah, I know they can be hard to see with all those flahsing lights and sirens and stuff.
I might have been able to let this one go since she was in London and they drive on the other side of the road. I mean it must be difficult to remember right and left when you’re that drunk. But, if you’re keeping score, that’s 4 car wrecks for LiLo in 18 months. The girl thinks the world is her demolition derby. Friends don’t let friends drive like Lindsay Lohan. Someone buy this girl a tricycle!
Oh and in case you’re worried, she’s fine.
Lindsay Lohan’s Drug Overdose? – Doc Hides Cocaine in A Panic?
The ENQUIRER is reporting that freckled face beauty Lindsay Lohan overdosed on a deadly cocktail of cocaine and painkillers on Nov. 12. The star who is in London shooting the Miu Miu Campaign, survived but gossips fear she may try again. A doctor raced to Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont after a friend of the 20-year-old actress found her unconscious in a drug-filled hotel room. Earlier this month, NW MAGAZINE reported that Lindsay Lohan sunk into a depression and there are fears the actress may even have been self-mutilating after she was seen with deep gashes all over her wrists.
Her rep has issued a denial, claiming the marks were caused by an altercation with some foliage. "Lindsay took a tumble into a bush before she left for England," says rep Leslie Sloane Zelnick. "Lindsay’s just so unlucky. I’ve no idea how she fell into the bush or what she was doing." And yesterday, a shady pal spilling to PageSix says "At the rate she’s going, I would be surprised if she lived past the age of 22." Mean Girls Star Lindsay Lohan talked about the dark demons that have haunted her young life., earlier this month in an exclusive with News of the World. "I feel like I’ve lived five lifetimes and I am only 20," "You have to hit rock bottom sometimes to get yourself back to the top." "I lay there screaming, throwing things, because the pains were so intense in my head and my liver. In the end I didn’t even have the strength to take a shower," says the actress and pop singer. "It was terrifying. But going through s*** makes me that much stronger." An insider spilling to The ENQUIRER exclusively, says that although the doctor was able to revive the hard-partying star, he was horrified to discover a "stash of cocaine and a pile of prescription drugs" in the room. The doctor flushed the cocaine down the toilet and bagged up seven different prescription drugs, according to the insider. "The doctor insisted, ‘This girl had a serious drug overdose. She has to go into a hospital and then into rehab.’" Lindsay refused to be treated at a hospital or enter rehab.
Lindsay Lohan has long been addicted to clubbing and nonstop partying, but her behavior last week during the World Music Awards in London really freaked them out. During the program she was supposed to be hosting, Lohan stumbled on steps, flubbed her lines and abandoned her emcee role early in the show.
Lindsay Lohan A Cutter?
Freckled face beauty Lindsay Lohan is being accused on being a cutter.
As pictures emerged today, of the Mean Girls star’s arms showing a series of bizarre cuts, she was rounding off her eventful evening with notorious lothario Calum Best, 25 reports Daily Mail UK.
Lohan has been wearing a series of bandages and wristbands in recent weeks, and the scars now showing have sparked fears that she has fallen victim to self-harming.
However, this has been denied by her US publicist, who says she had scraped herself in a fall in some bushes.
The 20-year-old actress, who appears to have been single-handedly keeping the London club circuit financially happy and entertained this week, eclipsed even her own hard party antics last night as she once again painted the capital red.
The scratches and what looked like a figure-of-eight burn on her right forearm were revealed as the 20-year-old starlet left a showbiz bash reports Sun UK
Shocked experts said the gouges bore all the hallmarks of a condition that afflicts increasing numbers of youngsters.
Mean Girls star Lindsay, who has battled anorexia and admits to taking drugs, also wore a plaster on a right finger at the party – which followed the World Music Awards on Wednesday at London’s Earls Court.
Expert Jan Sutton, who has written two books on self harm, said grimly: “The photographs have all the telltale signs.
“The arms are the most common place for self injury.
“Some of the scars are fresh and just above those there are a number of injuries which look older. They are called keloid scars and are just beginning to disappear. It would be difficult to argue this is an accident as there are just too many scars.”
Lindsay has told in the past how she feared she would die after years of punishing her frail body. She recently confessed to having “hit rock bottom”. Last July she was taken to hospital while shooting her latest film Georgia Rules.
Lindsay admitted her eating disorder had returned to plague her, saying: “I was making myself sick. Sometimes being that thin doesn’t look healthy. I kind of didn’t realise that.”.”
Desperate Lindsay Lohan Turning to Women
What does a fiery crotch do when it’s used up every guy on the planet? Turn to the fairer gender, of course.
It was only a matter of time before Lindsay Lohan realized she could lock lips – and other body part – with women. Run and hide now, ladies – there’s no way fashion designer Donna Karan is the final female to experience Lindsay’s skanky wrath.
Lohan is probably more desperate than ever now that news is surfacing of ex-boyfriend Harry Morton spending a night with her sworn enemy. No, not self-respect.
We’re talking about Paris Hilton.
If this pair really is knocking boots, we almost feel bad for Lindsay. And for Nicky Hilton. As the ultimate act of vengence, Paris’ sister is probably next on Lohan’s lesbian tour.
People Are Obsessed with Lindsay and ‘GQ’ Makes It Official
The young Hollywood starlet has always been, more or less, at war with the media in general and the paparazzi in particular. Everything she does is documented with tens of pictures and often made-up quotes and, truth be told, she does do a lot of things!
For the December issue of ‘GQ’, Lindsay Lohan is featured under the huge headline ‘Obsession of the Year’, along with many photos taken of her, on a bed filled with tabloids with her face on them. Besides posing for the magazine and burning ‘rags’ for fun, Lohan also gave an interview in which she tried, the best way she knew how, to make fun of all the attention she gets from the media.
The interview was probably meant as some sort of spoof but all she managed to do with it was to be ridiculed even more by the paparazzi and the bloggers on the Internet. Among many things, Lindsay made fun of the way the tabloids watch her every move, her partying lifestyle (which she still claims is not as bad as they say) and the guys she dates.
Below is an excerpt from the interview, in which we can all see (or better, understand) how she really feels about the unwanted attention that is being offered to her on a daily basis:
‘Q: Does it make you sad that celebrity magazines never write about you?
A: It does. I really wish they would do more. I’m trying to become friends with all the cool famous people, the ones that go to clubs all the time—try to get into those tabloids a little more.
Q: Tell me about an average day in the life of Lindsay Lohan.
A: It starts out with a 5 a.m. hike through Runyon Canyon to watch the sunrise. Then I go outside, and I try to find the paparazzi. I go down to Robertson Boulevard, try and search for them, find them, and bring them food.
Q: And then what do you do at night?
A: Well, of course, I’m sitting at the computer all night.
Q: Have you ever read anything interesting about yourself on the Internet?
A: No. I wish they’d be clever and make something up for me.
Q: After computer time, when do you go to bed?
A: No later than 9:30 p.m.—ever. On a good night, it’s eight fifteen.’
Lindsay Lohan pretends to be witty
There is no proof that Lindsay Lohan actually answered this to the journalist from GQ who interviewed her. Most likely she told the guy to simply write whatever he could come up with, showed him her tits in exchange, and the guy, of course, did. Because if you ask me, I don’t think that Lindsay Lohan has one single witty answer stored in her cellular system (I mean the cells in her body, not her cellular phone), so I doubt that she actually answered this… but, it is printed, and we all know that printed word is official, so here it is:
Can we tell people we’re doing this interview in the men’s room at Yankee Stadium?
Yes. And tell them that we’re dating.
Does it make you sad that celebrity magazines never write about you?
It does. I really wish they would do more. I’m trying to become friends with all the cool famous people, the ones that go to clubs all the time – try to get into those tabloids a little more.
Tell me about an average day in the life of Lindsay Lohan.
It starts out with a 5 a.m. hike through Runyon Canyon to watch the sunrise. Then I go outside, and I try to find the paparazzi. I go down to Robertson Boulevard, try and search for them, find them, and bring them food.
And then what do you do at night?
Well, of course, I’m sitting at the computer all night.
Have you ever read anything interesting about yourself on the Internet?
No. I wish they’d be clever and make something up for me.
There’s some interesting stuff about you. Irocman39 in Skokie, Illinois, says you’re the "smokinest woman on the face of the earth" -
God bless him.
- and that he wouldn’t kick you out of bed for eating saltines.
I don’t eat. Don’t you people know? It’s all about anorexia and bulimia nervosa.
After computer time, when do you go to bed?
No later than 9:30 p.m. – ever. On a good night, it’s eight fifteen.
Lindsay Lohan shows her nipples
Lindsay Lohan has behaved pretty good for the last month or so, but you know what they say about girls like her: once a slut, always a slut. And that’s the reason why she couldn’t resist the call of this transparent blouse (which is quite ugly, to top it off), and has worn it without a bra, giving the world a clear view of her nipples.
Lindsay Lohan calls Paris Hilton names
Lindsay Lohan definitely hates Paris Hilton’s guts. And to prove it, she has called her “a cunt” on video. I’m sure Paris has been called worse, but it hasn’t been published on YouTube yet.
Anyway, to see it first hand, click here.
