Penelope Cruz joins winter Bikini parade
The Holidays have one good attribute as far as I am concerned, and it isn’t the crappy gifts I got. Female celebrities hit the beaches in bikinis. Welcome Penelope Cruz to the fray. Here she is with boyfriend, Spanish actor, Javier Bardem. I wonder how he feels about her making out with her own sister? Seeing he is grabbing her booty in these pictures, I would say he doesn’t care.
She looks pretty good, but honestly I expected a lot better. I think Eva Mendes has kind of spoiled me at this point. Penelope’s stomach doesn’t look that tight anymore.
Penelope Cruz does the lesbian number
Which could be cool, if it wasn’t for the fact that she was kissing her sister at her brother’s request.
Fox News says, “I don’t think it was a wise move for Penelope, as she has always been considered a very classy actress and it wasn’t like she was doing this for a ground-breaking film,” said Adam Weiss, CEO of Weiss PR in New York City (who does not represent Cruz). “But then again, nothing in Hollywood is surprising. People have done worse things and become much more famous as a result.”
My God, wtf is she thinking? Eduardo Cruz’s new music video “Cosas Que Contar” is the scene of the crime. Apparently he wanted to cause controversy. Mission accomplished. And yuck. This is worse than Angelina Jolie and her brother. I think you could have come up with say, 900 other ways to cause a stir!
Whatever, the hot librarian look is pretty in and they aren’t my relatives, so I guess I can deal with it. But Eduardo definitely gets the weirdo of the year award for this stunt. I wonder if it turned him on?
Orlando Bloom and Penelope Cruz?
Are Orlando Bloom and Penelope Cruz dating? Or are they just enjoying each other’s private parts? Nobody knows for sure, but something is definitely going on, since the actors hit Hyde together twice this week. A source told Page Six:
“They were definitely together and holding hands.”
The couple was also seen a couple of days ago in an L.A. nightclub dancing and talking very close, and right before saying good bye, Bloom kissed Cruz’ hand in a gallant gesture.
