Happy Birthday, Scarlett Johansson’s Breast

The most famous tits of the recent years are celebrating their 22nd birthday today, and boy what an excitement. I can’t believe I’m one year older than these boobs, and just look at us. I’m sitting in front of a computer all day long, while they’re being splashed with Josh Hartnett’s cum. So unfair.

Anywhore, this is a homage:

Red Hot Scarlett

Scarlett is beyond hot in these pics, but I just can’t get past the fact that her boobs look like they’re filled with helium. Those things are so high, Scarlett could use them as a desk. Exactly, how much double sided tape and prayer is required to break the laws of gravity?

I am going to guess that Scarlett has her eye on the Academy Awards this year since she actually looks like the Oscar statue in that last picture. But, I don’t think there are too many men who would mind having Scarlett sit on their mantle.

Oh, get your mind out of the gutter.

Bookworm Scarlett

Scarlett Johansson has a new favourite hobby – reading.

The actress has confessed she loves to read classic literature, but fears people will dislike her for being too intellectual.

Scarlett, 21, said: "This will make me sound intellectually annoying but I just finished ‘Crime and Punishment’. It’s very, very long.

"I’ve been reading a lot lately. ‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s’ and ‘In Cold Blood’, by Truman Capote. I enjoyed that."

As well as enjoying intellectually challenging books, ‘The Black Dahlia’ star is also a huge fan of children’s novel ‘Charlie and the Chocolate Factory’.

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Scarlett No Longer Hearts Josh?

Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett have been going out together a little over a year and it already seems that their almost perfect relationship is on the verge of ending. The possible reason of the split can be found either in the sex tape scandal she is now involved in or in Josh’s long absences from home, depending on which ’source’ we choose to believe.

The alleged sex tape that Scarlett unwillingly made when she forgot to take off her microphone before going to have oral sex with an unidentified man in the back of a car may be at the core of the split, inside sources claim. The audio and partially video tape can be found on the Internet, if anyone is curious enough to search for it, and rumor has it that Josh also learned of its existence and decided to leave for New Zealand.
On the other hand, there are others who say that Hartnett is the one who made the relationship crumble, as he never bothered to stay at home long enough to please Scarlett. The actor is now on location of his latest film, ‘30 Days of Night’ and allegedly he has made no effort whatsoever to reconcile with the upset starlet.

‘They are on the rocks. Scarlett is always mad at him, and they are always arguing’, a friend told the ‘New York Post’, stressing that the two are as good as split. However, Johansson herself doesn’t think twice when it comes to choosing between her career and her boyfriend, if that’s what she holds against Josh.

In a recent interview, the sexy actress said that she would always choose going to another country to shoot for a movie than stay at home with whomever she shares her life with. ‘Life can get very complicated when you travel the world. I don’t want my private life to determine whether I take a part and go far from home’, Scarlett explained.

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Scarlett Johansson wants to go topless

Michael Bay, the director of the movie “The Island” has told Esquire magazine that Scarlett Johansson wanted to show her boobs in the movie but he stopped her:

“Scarlett said, ‘I’m not wearing this [expletive] bra. I’m going naked.’ I said, ‘Scarlett, you can’t go naked, this film is PG13.’”

Something tells me that very soon we will see riots in front of Bay’s home with thousands of angry males demanding his head. He better watch out!

Scarlett Johansson – the Sexiest Woman Alive

If you ask any man what they would bring to a desert island, their answer would be “Scarlett Johansson”. Instead, if you ask Scarlett what she would bring, her answer would make you feel like a fool. Below some snippets from Scarlett Johansson’s interview with Esquire magazine regarding being voted Sexiest Woman Alive: On being voted “Best Breasts” by a weekly tabloid: “I’m sure my mom will be proud. You work hard making independent films for fourteen years and you get voted best breasts.” On being voted “Best Bum” in a British poll: “There are plenty of girls with nicer butts. There are plenty of girls who work harder for nicer butts. What about my brain? What about my heart? What about my kidneys and my gallbladder?” The book she’d take to a desert island: “How to Survive on a Desert Island.” On posing nude for Vanity Fair with Keira Knightley: “It was surprisingly comfortable. Everyone was so busy working or loading film. Here I am, Keira and I, and we’re totally naked, and some guy is on his BlackBerry. But I guess it’s better than if they were all looking at me.” On offering to go nude during a scene in The Island: “They wanted to make me wear this bra when I woke up in the morning. And I was like, Why don’t they just have a sheet draped over me? Nobody sleeps in bras, except maybe French women.” On still being mad at Isaac Mizrahi for feeling her up at the Golden Globes: “I know he doesn’t bat on my team, but still.”

Scarlett Johansson in her new bioharzardous look

Although you may be inclined to think that the Established & Sons anniversary party that took place last Saturday was a costume party due to Scarlett Johansson’s strange outfit, I assure you that it wasn’t.

The same way that she wore her hair electrocution-style a few weeks ago in an effort to look like Nefertiti, she is now trying to look like a biohazardous materials specialist by wearing this funny looking jumpsuit.

Seriously, she needs to fire the person is charge of her hair and wardrobe…

Scarlett Johansson’s sex scene troubles critics

According to ContactMusic, “Scarlett Johansson has angrily dismissed claims her steamy sex scene in new movie The Black Dahlia is an unnecessary distraction. In the film, Johansson enjoys a sizzling romp with Hartnett and critics have complained they found it difficult to concentrate following the raunchy scene.

The blonde star retorts, “Of course it’s nice to be considered sexy, as a young woman in my prime. But I try not to think about the sexiness. And I never think about it being distracting from a scene.”"

Well, in my opinion, those critics suck. Not that I care about Scarlett’s sex scene… I care about Hartnett’s. Yummy!

Scarlett Johansson almost shows her boobs

Scarlett Johansson, who is one of the most talented actresses in today’s day and age, insists in showing her boobs… So far, she hasn’t gotten hooked with the right director, who will allow her to do so, but in the meantime, she walks around signing autographs in the lowest cut dress she can find, giving her fans something to look at.

How long before she is actually topless in a movie?