Kate Moss On The Cover Of Vogue Nippon February 2008

Penelope Cruz joins winter Bikini parade

The Holidays have one good attribute as far as I am concerned, and it isn’t the crappy gifts I got. Female celebrities hit the beaches in bikinis. Welcome Penelope Cruz to the fray. Here she is with boyfriend, Spanish actor, Javier Bardem. I wonder how he feels about her making out with her own sister? Seeing he is grabbing her booty in these pictures, I would say he doesn’t care.
She looks pretty good, but honestly I expected a lot better. I think Eva Mendes has kind of spoiled me at this point. Penelope’s stomach doesn’t look that tight anymore.

Penelope Cruz does the lesbian number

Which could be cool, if it wasn’t for the fact that she was kissing her sister at her brother’s request.

Fox News says, “I don’t think it was a wise move for Penelope, as she has always been considered a very classy actress and it wasn’t like she was doing this for a ground-breaking film,” said Adam Weiss, CEO of Weiss PR in New York City (who does not represent Cruz). “But then again, nothing in Hollywood is surprising. People have done worse things and become much more famous as a result.”

My God, wtf is she thinking? Eduardo Cruz’s new music video “Cosas Que Contar” is the scene of the crime. Apparently he wanted to cause controversy. Mission accomplished. And yuck. This is worse than Angelina Jolie and her brother. I think you could have come up with say, 900 other ways to cause a stir!

Whatever, the hot librarian look is pretty in and they aren’t my relatives, so I guess I can deal with it. But Eduardo definitely gets the weirdo of the year award for this stunt. I wonder if it turned him on?

Kim Kardashian isn’t engaged, but desperate!

Apparently Kim Kardashian isn’t getting married to Reggie Bush, as earlier reports would have had us all believe. Instead, she is desperately seeking attention from the media and blogs and her friends are spreading false rumors for her to help her achieve her goal.

Page Six says, “Kim is trying to create attention in her life because nothing else is really going on with her,” said our source. “The whole debate over her engagement is buzz, and that’s what she wants. She’s not engaged, but her friends are telling all their celeb weekly contacts that she is.”

Kim, if you want attention you need to come out with a second installment of your sex tape. And this time, make it good, instead of crappy. I mean like get into it, get nasty. Go dirty or go home.

I have a feeling that Kim is getting nervous with all the chatter on the rise that her sister is actually the hotter one. My God this world is shallow. I love it.

I’m Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello World!!

I’m back from my ‘self exile” and now gonna fill up this space “One More Time Baby!”

Stay tuned in!

Britney Spears begged Kevin Federline for threesome, source claims

Britney Spears reportedly begged now estranged husband Kevin Federline to let another woman join them in bed during their marriage.

A source close to Federline told the Sun, Kevin is “prepared to reveal everything in court” in order to help him secure custody of the former couple’s two sons, Sean and Jayden.

The source claims: “Britney has told him more than once she is sexually attracted to women and men equally.”

“She has asked Kevin many times if they could have a threesome.”

The source didn’t add whether Kevin, who is rumoured to have slept with prostitutes and strippers during their two year marriage, granted her requests.

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La Lohan Is Pretty Quickly Turning Into That Crazy Lady With All The Cats

Monday, we’ll be reporting on how Lindsay Lohan thinks tiny aliens are living in the space available in the part of her skull which would ordinarily house a person’s brain. And at this point, I’m going to be apt to believe her. Fametastic reports:

Lindsay Lohan reportedly refused to let new love-interest Calum Best leave her hotel in the early hours of Tuesday morning because she was convinced he was going to see another woman. An inside source at the Sanderson Hotel in London told the Mirror: “Staff thought Lindsay wanted them to get rid of Calum – they couldn’t believe they wanted help to keep him there. She was going crazy, demanding to know why Calum had to leave. She wasn’t listening when he told her he had to work…She was convinced he was going to meet another girl behind her back and was determined to stop him leaving…In the end they managed to calm her down but she went to bed in a real strop, cursing Calum and saying she never wanted to see him again. He jumped into a car and sped off.”

Someone needs to explain to ol’ Linds what exactly a “one night stand” is supposed to mean.

Pammy Is Old. Why Can’t She Accept That?

Pamela Anderson is desperately trying to be that same sexy siren she was years ago and, unfortunately for her, the entire world knows that it is no longer true. Sure, she still has a great body (thanks to plastic surgery, of course) but her face, behavior and words are too inadequate, even for the nonconformist that she was.

Recently, Pammy said that every time she goes out, she ends up naked in David LaChapelle’s studio, posing for him on the backseat of a car. For some reason or another, this statement doesn’t have the same effect that it used to have on people (and by people, I mean men, obviously).

But the world has long moved from Pammy and she’s the only one who doesn’t realize that. She still thinks she is the same gorgeous (and manufactured) bombshell, who can say and do anything and get away with it. Well, bad news…

Anyway, what Pammy does doesn’t really matter, unless she decides to drop another crappy movie on us, poor viewers (which, by the way, will happen soon enough with ‘Blonde and Blonder’). What matters most is that the former starlet still acts and dresses as if she were 20 all over again.

I mean, to wear a low cut sweater for a dress? Come on! You must be kidding me! Not only is this no longer sexy (haven’t we seen enough of her boobies to know what they look like?), but it’s not even funny anymore. Sure, we had our laughs when she was spotted in St Tropez wearing a handkerchief as a top, but now I’m even speechless.

And now a big (rhetorical) question: is Pammy broke? Can’t she afford a decent skirt, even if a mini one? Her legs do look good, though… and not much else.

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Lohan Sends Condolences To Altman’s Family.

 Lindsay Lohan’s "heart aches" in the wake of her A Prarie Home Companion director Robert Altman’s death, and she has passed on her condolences to his family.

Altman died on Monday night (20Nov06) in Los Angeles at the age of 81.

Lohan says, "I feel as if I’ve just had the wind knocked out of me and my heart aches".

In a statement issued by her publicist, Gary Mantoosh, the 20-year-old sends her condolences to Altman’s family and friends and says the director "made dreams possible for many independent aspiring filmmakers".

The Mean Girls star, who has had a troubled relationship with her imprisoned father, Michael, also calls Altman, "the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I’ve had in several years".

She finishes the letter by saying, "If I can do anything for those who are in a very hard time right now, as I’m one of them with hearing this news, please take advantage of the fact that I’m just a phone call away".

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Pamela Anderson’s naked fun

Pamela Anderson says the perfect end to a night out is being photographed naked.

The former ‘Blonde and Blonder’ actress, who is married to US musician Kid Rock, admits there is nothing she enjoys more than showing off her curvaceous body after a few drinks.

And she especially likes to strip off for top photographer and music video director David LaChapelle, who has worked with some of the world’s biggest stars including Drew Barrymore, Uma Thurman and Sir Elton John.

She said: "When I go to Hollywood I start at the Chateau Marmont hotel and then I usually end up naked in David LaChapelle’s studio taking crazy pictures. That’s usually a night with me. Four in the morning lying across a car in David’s studio.

Pammie is famous for sexy body. She shot to fame squeezing her ample charms into the famous red swimsuit as a lifeguard in ‘Baywatch’ and has graced the cover of Playboy magazine more times than anybody else.

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